The moral of this post is: don't turn Diane and me loose in Pottery Barn Kids. Because look how William ends up:
Now the monkey boy is a turkey!
But hey, at least I managed to resist buying him a smocked turkey T-shirt at the little chichi children's boutique that I poked my head into on Friday. Even at 40 percent off, I just couldn't justify it. Even if it would have been incredibly cute with the turkey headband. Aren't I virtuous?